UNM's Duckpocalypse: When Quackses Took Over Campus
Okay, so you won't believe what happened at the University of New Mexico. It all started with a bunch of ducks. Seriously. Students are calling it the "Duckpocalypse," and honestly, that's not far off. It all started when President Garnett Stokes decided the ducks living on campus needed to be, well, relocated. Seems harmless enough, right? Wrong.
The Rebellion of Quackses
Turns out, one particular duck, a fluffy little fellow named Quackses (who was apparently President Stokes's pet at one point!), wasn't having it. He led a full-blown rebellion! His demands? Simple: "Let my ducklings go!" President Stokes, initially, said no. And that's when things got… weird.
You know how sometimes things just spiral? Well, this was that. First, there was a blood-red marsh on Johnson Field (a plumbing issue, thankfully, not a duck-related sacrifice). Then high schoolers invaded, clogging the hallways. Lines at the Student Union became epic – I'm talking hours-long waits for a burrito. And then, the worst of it: every single professor assigned impossible group projects, all at the same time. It kinda felt like watching a slow-motion trainwreck.
But the real kicker? Lobo Louie, UNM's mascot, came to life. And he howled. A long, unending, ear-splitting howl that drove students to the brink of madness. It was terrifying. I’m not even kidding.
The Miracle on Central Avenue
Finally, President Stokes gave in. Maybe it was divine intervention, maybe she was just exhausted, but she let the ducks go back to the Duck Pond. But there was one small problem: Central Avenue. A raging river of cars and fumes separated the ducks from their paradise. How would they cross? Well, Quackses, being the awesome leader he is, just… did it. The asphalt literally parted before him, allowing the whole flock to cross safely. Then, just as dramatically, the road snapped shut again, swallowing a poor unsuspecting scooter in the process. Seriously, who saw that coming?
Meanwhile, Another Lobo Emerges
Completely unrelated, but equally wild, Jason Momoa's been cast as Lobo in the upcoming Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow. He’s been having a bit of fun teasing the full-body makeup involved and even accidentally leaked a picture. The excitement is huge!
Two Lobos, Two Very Different Stories
So, there you have it: two very different "lobo" stories. UNM's Duckpocalypse proves that even ducks can lead a rebellion, and sometimes you just gotta listen to what they're quacking about. And Momoa's Lobo? Well, that reminds us that even superheroes have trouble keeping secrets. Both stories are memorable, though for vastly different reasons.
