Jobaaj Stories
Lobo Terrible: UNM's Duckpocalypse and the Howling Mascot
The University of New Mexico (UNM) recently experienced a bizarre series of events, dubbed by students as the "Duckpocalypse," culminating in a showdown between President Garnett Stokes and a particularly assertive duck named Quackses. After weeks of campus chaos attributed to the ducks' exile, President Stokes reversed her decision, sending the feathered flock back to their rightful home—the Duck Pond. But the journey back wasn't without its share of… well, let's just say unconventional challenges.
Quackses' Rebellion and the Ten Plagues
Quackses, a former personal duck of President Stokes, emerged as the leader of the "duck resistance." His protest, a simple yet powerful "Let my ducklings go!" presented directly to Stokes, was initially rejected. This refusal unleashed a cascade of increasingly bizarre incidents: a blood-red marsh on Johnson Field (thanks to a plumbing catastrophe), an invasion of high schoolers clogging campus hallways, excruciatingly long lines at the Student Union Building, and the dreaded assignment of never-ending, impossible group projects by every professor simultaneously. The climax? Lobo Louie, the UNM mascot, came alive and unleashed a deafening, unending howl that drove students to the brink of madness.
The Miraculous Crossing and Quackses' Triumph
Finally, succumbing to the seemingly divine intervention (or perhaps just sheer exhaustion), President Stokes relented. Quackses led his flock back to the Duck Pond. However, Central Avenue stood between them and salvation. A seemingly insurmountable obstacle—a raging river of cars and noxious fumes—was overcome only by Quackses' unwavering determination. The asphalt parted before him, allowing the ducks safe passage. As the last duck crossed, the road slammed shut, swallowing a hapless scooter in the process.
A Different Kind of Lobo
Meanwhile, a completely different "lobo" story was unfolding. Jason Momoa's casting as Lobo, the DC villain, in the upcoming *Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow* has generated considerable buzz. Momoa's playful teasing about his full-body makeup and an almost accidental reveal of a picture of himself in costume highlights the anticipation surrounding the character's cinematic debut. This unrelated yet similarly attention-grabbing event provides a fascinating contrast to the far more unusual, and arguably more delightful, "Duckpocalypse" at UNM.
Conclusion: A Tale of Two Lobos
The UNM Duckpocalypse is a testament to the unpredictable nature of campus life and perhaps the power of a determined duck. While the story itself is uniquely absurd, it highlights the importance of listening (even to ducks) and the unexpected consequences of ignoring their quacks. The tale of Jason Momoa's Lobo, however, serves as a reminder that even legendary actors can sometimes struggle to keep secrets. Both stories showcase the power of a memorable, albeit very different, "lobo."
