Late Breaking News Update
Just in: We're getting reports of a major power outage affecting downtown. I'm getting this information now, at 3:26 PM on May 6th, 2025, and things are pretty chaotic. Honestly, the streets are eerily quiet – you know, considering it’s still the middle of the workday. It's all a little surreal right now. We're still trying to get confirmation of the cause, but early reports mention a possible transformer explosion. We'll keep you updated as we get more information – I feel like things are going to change fast.